Quote I read...

[gayathri]

We've all seen that bumper sticker: If God rode a motorcycle, it would be a Harley. I thought to myself......now I know why God hasn't made His second coming..... He's still stuck in a cornfield out in Nebraska or somewhere.

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[whipartist.livejournal.com]

I happened to be sitting in Nebraska (though not in a corn field) when I read that. Thanks for the laugh!